My Personal Hell:
- Jersey Shore in July
- Cardio Boxing Class followed by Zumba
- Karaoke
- The Moon (yup, still scared of it-- see left hand nav bar for history)
- Suffering from dementia
- Dinner with Sammi Sweetheart, Hitler, any of the chicks from Rock of Love or You're Cut Off, and George Bush.
- Dusting and vacuuming. Every Saturday growing up, my sister and I would trade off doing the vacuuming or dusting. I hated Saturday mornings for this reason. Before we were even out of bed my mother would start in with "You can't go out until you dust/vacuum. You can't watch TV all morning, you need to dust/vacuum."
- Burying my husband or kids. I know that's a heavy one but I think about these things.
- Pumping gas. I hate doing it. Its not a prissy thing, it just takes forever. I get really impatient.
- A continuous loop of Theo laughing
- All you can eat blueberry muffins
- Dinner and a movie with my husband
- All you can eat Cabot's Chocolate and Peanut Butter Ice cream sundaes
- Honeymoon Beach and a Red Stripe
- Cuddling with Beatrice every night before bed ("Mommy, you lay with me sive (five) little minutes.")
- Dinner with Tosh.0, Mark Wahlberg, Oprah (yup, I said it), and John Lennon. Probably not all at once, I don't know if that crew would mesh.
- Sleeping until 8am and having someone (preferably my husband) bring me coffee (Starbucks Dark Roast, little bit of milk) before my feet hit the ground.
- An empty dishwasher
- Pad Thai from a beach hut in Koh Samui
What does your heaven or hell look like?
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