Me: Come look at this one. It has an ironing board that comes right out of the wall.
Cory: You wouldn't need that. You don't iron.
Me: Well ya but that would be convenient.
Cory: The only thing you have to worry about is the elastic band in your pants not getting bunched up.
Oh shoot, that's ome sub zero shit to throw at a work from home girl. I didn't really have any comeback though as I was currently in my exercise pants. To be exact, the worst kind of exercise pants-- the kind that had not been used for exercise that day.