No One Wins: It's a Tie

Here are 2 things you SHOULD NOT do while awaiting next month's tubal ligation procedure:*
1) Hold newborn babies.
2) Look at photos of your newborn babies.

Here are 2 things you SHOULD do while awaiting next month's tubal ligation procedure:
1) Look at yourself naked in a full length mirror. Go ahead, do it, I'll wait here...
2) Go to sleep at 10pm. Set you alarm for 12am, 2am, 4am, and 6am. 'Nuff said.

All joking aside, I'm sure I'll have a more heartfelt, serious post coming about the end to my baby making odyssey. Or maybe I'll just treat it flippantly and sarcastically as I tend to do with most life events. Shut up, that's a healthy coping mechanism.

* a.k.a tube tying or going-out-of-business sale