A couple of quick apologies this afternoon.
To my left buttock- Sorry I didn't realize a sheet of ice had formed overnight on Sunday. Sorry you had to hit each and every brick step on my way down. You can at least thank me for keeping you nicely padded.
To the people walking by the window outside my work gym- Sorry I wasn't wearing a bra. I forgot to pack one. At least I wasn't running. And oh ya, sorry it was cold.
To the Elf on the Shelf- Sorry my 2 year old hates you. She doesn't like snitches.
To my husband- Sorry. This one is preemptive. I'm sure something will come up during this holiday season that requires an apology.