Thursday, February 4, 2010

Do You Think This Is Weird

I ordered a salad today from a local place. It was one of those places where they mix the salad up for you. The guy waiting on me was friendly, making small talk while he assembled my salad. When he finished mixing it up, he commented, "This is a lotta salad" to which I replied "I'm a lotta woman." Dead silence. My filtration system clearly needs a tune-up.


  1. You're eating for 2, and its a salad, not a dozen donut!

  2. i was definitely wearing a jacket so the belly was not exposed. he just thought i was a fatty. and in the interest of full disclosure, it was a buffalo chicken salad. so doesn't count as a salad.