Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Biggest C-U-Next-Tuesday

Last night I was flipping through the channels and came across The Biggest Loser. It was a part where skeletor-faced Jillian Michaels is berating the contestants into working out. So this newly svelte woman is on the leg press (you know, the one where you sit and push the weights up with your legs). The camera zooms in on her huffing and puffing to get the weight up, sweat on her brow, eyes focused and alert. You can hear Jillian in the background barking orders in her man voice. Then the camera pans back and you see Jillian actually sitting on the weights.

And she pulls shit like this too She's a human torture device.

She's all, "I'm so skinny you can lift me too." I would punch her in the face and that would be the end of my short BL experience.

On that note, I hope you all eat your weight, and that of Jillian Michaels, in turkey and stuffing tomorrow.


  1. I'll be watching the 'Where are they now' special that is on tonight, sitting on the couch eating a bowl of ice cream with my fat pants on. Jillian would be so proud.

  2. i thought that picture was you and your sister

  3. Which one of us in Jillian and which one of us is the fatty? Be very careful!